i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats
it seems everyone is talking about astrological signs and i want everyone to know that i, too, am a cancer
- Satan: [appears]
- Satan: You can have anything you wan--
- Me: LANGUAGE.
- Satan: What?
- Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
- Satan: What the--?
- Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
- Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
- Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.