He liked her with long hair so she cut it short.
Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via forlornes)


nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby)







bundle-of-roses:

you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats



joshpeck:

it seems everyone is talking about astrological signs and i want everyone to know that i, too, am a cancer



  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.





(Source: central)



hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

(Source: hbunot)